Youth is wasted on the young. I realize how ridiculous that sounds coming from a 26 year old. However, my body is 26 going on... well... 90? Anyways, after 4 children things aren't where they used to be. I am nursing and have two different sized boobs. Seriously, I have a D cup and a B cup. Bra shopping is a bitch. On top of that I have spider veins that are horrendous. Then there is the adorable popped balloon tummy we all get after we have the baby. It's fantastic. I think back to when I was 20, before children. I had a flat tummy, long lean legs. If I could go back in time I would literally just walk around naked all-day-long... (or until I got arrested).
Fast forward to today... what on earth is with girls these days? I live in a college town so needless to say there are college kids everywhere. I was at the grocery store the other day and these adorable college girls were shopping and wearing oversized sweatpants tucked into dirty ugg boots. They had sloppy hair tossed into a bun and dirty hooded sweatshirts on. What the hell? Essentially we were wearing the same outfit- however I was wearing it because it's the only thing that fits over my awkwardly large hips at the moment... what is their excuse? I wanted to shake them "THERE WILL BE A TIME FOR THAT OUTFIT! Trust me sweetie- wear high heels everywhere you go, just because you can."
Oh, how I took forgranted my amazing body. It will take a mild form of anorexia and a marathon of running to get it back now... and honestly, who wants to do that? Pass the chips, those skinny college girls can have at it. Work it sister...
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